Crowd surfing is prohibited. You have no idea where all those hands have been.

Pro tip: Sour Patch Kids should be consumed after the show.

Brenda helps security by pointing out which guy has the most offensive looking sunglasses.

"I'm taking this place to the stratosphere!"

"That's below the mesosphere. You could probably still breath there. So enjoy Santa Barbara!"

"I'm partial to the exosphere. Everyone loves a word with X in it. But he's the boss."

Wesley misinterpreted the ad in the paper as "Drum Major Needed".

Zekee sporting the white version of the official red ASPB shirt. He planned on washing it with some bright red socks later that evening.

People continued to ask for a picture of their sunglasses and hair.

2 keyboards, multiple drums. The lead singer began to get instrument envy.

Someone finally realizes he forgot to take off his Crest Whitening strips before taking the stage.

Janet always waved to the camera before sucker punching people.

Sina was intrigued yet frightened by the fire marshall's knowledge of homemade flamethrowers.

Woman on right: Are my roots showing?

Brendan had it on good authority that Narain was about to be restrained by security. He couldn't miss this.

Chausse: Restrained you say.

Eric could sense it too. Altho there was some strange interference from the fire marshall.

And the payoff.