"They told me not to look under the blue tarp. Why didn't I listen? Why?!"

Romy + jazz hands = fabulous

Every time someone passed Brian, they asked him if his hands were clean and to prove it. This was only hour 1 of the gag, but he was already breaking down.

"Guitars, drums, bass, guitar, drumstick, blah blah blah. For once I'd like to set up a triangle or tambourine."

Guy on right: No no. You're putting the left channel monitor feedback flux capacitator in the slot for the microphone condensation exfoliator!

Kayliegh struggled with the floor like she struggled with her addiction to bubblegum flavored dental floss.

"What do you mean this tattoo isn't temporary?"

"Knobs and buttons, buttons and levers, fa la la la la."

Mike showing off his ASPB and Canon pride.

"I'm hunting wabbits."

Ana solicits more hugs. Hugs!

Tragically, Sam's keychain giraffe would be devoured by her tshirt T-rex later that afternoon.

Middle CSO: You go over by that stage and watch out for shenanigans. You, go by the back gate and stop any tomfoolery that may occur.

Brian was unclear on many concepts.

"The condor has landed. Over. Mission accomplished. Operation 'Behave like Program Board student again' initiated."

The CSOs loved these tables too much to divide them up in the divorce. They would share them straight down the middle. Hilarious hijinks would surely ensue.

The calm before the storm.

The first round of the Bungee Run Olympics didn't have the fancy sponsors, variety, or footwear of the official Olympics, but it still had heart.